"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."
George Burns
"If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance."
United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
Homer Simpson
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
Rita Mae Brown
"There is always some frivolity in excellent minds, they have wings to rise, but also stray."
Joseph Joubert
"People of humor are always in some degree people of genius."
Samuel Taylor Coleridge 1772-1834, British Poet, Critic, Philosopher
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
William Shakespeare
"I wasted time, and now doth time waste me."
William Shakespeare
"Ignorance is the curse of God; knowledge is the wing wherewith we fly to heaven."
William Shakespeare
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